Yamma Yamma!

*Edited at gunpoint
**Published with the permission of all parties involved

You know what makes me feel good? A fun conversation with Hema (Yamma Yamma!). My roommate and best friend from undergrad! Talking to her is like writing in my journal and this post is just a glimpse of our crazy times together :)

Read on...*GIBBERISH ALERT*!

[[8:27:30 PM] manasvi: hema..when she told u
[8:27:33 PM] manasvi: u should have said:
[8:27:42 PM] manasvi: yeh sunne ke pehle mere kaaan phatt kyun nahin gaye
[8:27:47 PM] hema: hahahahahahahaha
[8:27:55 PM] hema: drama queen you are manas
[8:27:58 PM] manasvi: and 3 times u should palat ke look
[8:28:21 PM] hema: 3 times turning n looking
[8:28:25 PM] manasvi: hahahha
[8:28:34 PM] manasvi: actually i have watched too many K serials
[8:28:39 PM] manasvi: i was addicted to them
[8:28:41 PM] manasvi: hate to admit it
[8:28:44 PM] hema: yeah i can see the effect
[8:28:55 PM] manasvi: yeah
[8:29:13 PM] manasvi: silly woman
[8:29:17 PM] manasvi: tum bhi dekho na
[8:29:21 PM] manasvi: silly woman
[8:29:27 PM] manasvi: maine jisey abhi abhi dekha hai
[8:29:32 PM] manasvi: kaun hai woh anjani
[8:29:47 PM] manasvi: usey jitna dekhoon utna sochoon
[8:30:10 PM] hema: silly woman is the name of a K serial????? :O
[8:30:17 PM] manasvi: no hema..it can't be
[8:30:22 PM] hema: hahaha
[8:30:25 PM] manasvi: It would have to be KKilly woman
[8:30:26 PM] manasvi: :D
[8:30:35 PM] hema: it should be villy woman
[8:30:36 PM] hema: hahahaha
[8:30:37 PM] manasvi: K-silly woman maybe
[8:30:46 PM] hema: oh lilke thatttttttttttttt
[8:30:49 PM] manasvi: yes
[8:30:49 PM] manasvi: :D
[8:30:51 PM] hema: ahh!!
[8:30:54 PM] manasvi: silly billy
[8:30:57 PM] hema: i see what ur saying
[8:31:02 PM] manasvi: tubelight
[8:31:10 PM] hema: hehe
[8:31:30 PM] hema: hey listen to black eyes peas my humps please
[8:31:39 PM] manasvi: oh your fav song no?
[8:31:42 PM] hema: yeah
[8:31:43 PM] manasvi: u keep talking abt it
[8:31:48 PM] manasvi: okie will listen
[8:31:51 PM] hema: havent you heard it?
[8:32:00 PM] hema: i met a girl down at the disco
[8:32:00 PM] manasvi: by the way, this conversation of ours is going to the blog
[8:32:13 PM] manasvi: part of it
[8:32:15 PM] hema: she said hey-hey-hey-hey lets go
[8:32:23 PM] hema: what??
[8:32:26 PM] hema: means?
[8:32:31 PM] manasvi: i thought u were saying u really met a woman at a disco
[8:32:33 PM] hema: you will blog abt k serials?
[8:32:40 PM] hema: hahahaah
[8:32:43 PM] manasvi: i am saying ke i am pasting part of this convo on my blog
[8:32:45 PM] manasvi: cos its funny
[8:32:49 PM] hema: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[8:32:52 PM] hema: you cant
[8:32:54 PM] hema: which part???
[8:33:04 PM] manasvi: i want to share my happiness with the world..for having a nutty friend like u
[8:33:12 PM] hema: privacy violations
[8:33:17 PM] hema: i could sue you for millions
[8:33:29 PM] hema: ;)
[8:33:31 PM] manasvi: u have blank check already
[8:33:38 PM] manasvi: why go through lawyer n all
[8:33:42 PM] manasvi: extra jhanjhat
[8:33:47 PM] hema: no i will get the court to seize your assets
[8:33:48 PM] manasvi: he ll take off most of it
[8:34:06 PM] hema: declare your assets to me manasvi
[8:34:06 PM] manasvi: hema...hema..when will u learn
[8:34:19 PM] hema: is duniya ke tarike
[8:34:28 PM] manasvi: ke u should pick on someone your own size
[8:34:34 PM] hema: hahahahahaah
[8:34:36 PM] hema: shut up
[8:34:39 PM] manasvi: rofl
[8:34:51 PM] hema: those days are gone when you used to threaten me with size
[8:35:02 PM] hema: ab main badi ho gayi hoon
[8:35:12 PM] manasvi: hema..u haven't grown an inch since then..if anything, u have "shrunk"
[8:35:13 PM] hema: (rofl)
[8:35:19 PM] hema: rubbish woman
[8:35:22 PM] hema: rubbish
[8:35:24 PM] manasvi: and I have grown in width and depth
[8:35:31 PM] hema: depth it seems
[8:35:34 PM] manasvi: so the equation is more disbalanced now
[8:35:39 PM] hema: no
[8:35:40 PM] manasvi: cos i realized am 3D
[8:35:48 PM] manasvi: so i need to have width and depth
[8:35:50 PM] hema: rotfl
[8:35:58 PM] hema: you are 3 D
[8:36:06 PM] hema: you just realized
[8:36:20 PM] manasvi: yeah.. I mean I never gave it much thought before this
[8:36:31 PM] manasvi: but it just dawned upon me
[8:36:51 PM] hema: why dont you blog abt being 3 D
[8:37:13 PM] manasvi: ummm, maybe I should
[8:37:27 PM] manasvi: my readership will increase due to the profound width and depth of my thoughts
[8:37:41 PM] hema: hogu
[8:37:47 PM] hema: enuf manas
[8:37:53 PM] hema: enuf is enuf i say
[8:38:04 PM] manasvi: sigh hema
[8:38:11 PM] manasvi: I never thought this day would come
[8:38:14 PM] manasvi: when you would say this to me
[8:38:47 PM] hema: iyyo manasvita :((
[8:38:59 PM] manasvi: yes hemavathi
[8:39:26 PM] manasvi: this badrinath no... some names he has given us!
[8:39:35 PM] manasvi: and very dilligently we use it also
[8:39:50 PM] hema: heheheheh
[8:41:08 PM] manasvi: Years ago, I had decided I would sue my parents for my name one day..
[8:41:10 PM] hema: crazy you are
[8:41:45 PM] hema: sue ur parentss?? ur so dumb..ur gonna get what is theirs anyway
[8:41:47 PM] hema: stupid
[8:41:53 PM] hema: hahahahahah
[8:42:00 PM] manasvi: true that. didn't think of it then!
[8:42:07 PM] hema: sue ur paretns
[8:42:11 PM] hema: my god
[8:42:14 PM] hema: shiva shiva
[8:42:15 PM] manasvi: like meet your parents
[8:42:20 PM] manasvi: we can make a movie.
[8:42:20 PM] hema: what has this world come to
[8:42:40 PM] hema: ok! im up for it!
[8:42:44 PM] hema: i'll be the heroine
[8:42:50 PM] manasvi: you wanted a break no?
[8:42:55 PM] hema: you can be the heroine's mother
[8:43:04 PM] manasvi: ja jee le apni zindagi
[8:43:09 PM] hema: hahahahahaa
[8:43:16 PM] hema: pah! fullto filmi
[8:43:21 PM] hema: too much
[8:43:23 PM] manasvi: bade pardey pe I will give you break
[8:43:29 PM] manasvi: and woh bhi hollywood mein
[8:43:44 PM] hema: meri to life ban gayi
[8:44:19 PM] manasvi: correct. then 30 years later - Main hemamalini banna chahti hoon.
[8:44:30 PM] hema: yes yes
[8:44:38 PM] hema: i will become sooper star over night
[8:44:40 PM] manasvi: correction. Main hemamalini murali banna chahti hoon
[8:44:52 PM] manasvi: otherwise ppl will get confused with other hemamalini
[8:45:04 PM] hema: kharrectt
[8:45:16 PM] manasvi: yes hema...you can practice your oscar speech now itself
[8:46:29 PM] manasvi: waise, you know what... when I was a kid, I would practice my acceptance speeches in the bathroom...no wonder I would take ages
[8:46:55 PM] manasvi: and I would imagine being on simi garewal's show - Rendezvous...
[8:47:16 PM] hema: yes honey i remember
[8:47:24 PM] hema: hahahahaaha
[8:47:34 PM] hema: you know you were sort of following the secret
[8:47:45 PM] hema: you were living a dream
[8:47:50 PM] hema: without knowing
[8:47:55 PM] hema: had you continued
[8:48:20 PM] hema: you could have become some major action heroine :))
[8:48:25 PM] manasvi: hahahaa
[8:48:25 PM] hema: (rofl)
[8:48:31 PM] hema: no no
[8:48:35 PM] hema: i meant some great person
[8:48:42 PM] hema: nobel laureate
[8:48:45 PM] hema: its not too late
[8:50:22 PM] hema: im alone at home
[8:50:24 PM] hema: alone alone
[8:50:27 PM] manasvi: Home alone
[8:50:28 PM] hema: akele hum
[8:50:29 PM] manasvi: hmmm
[8:50:31 PM] hema: akele tum manas
[8:50:43 PM] manasvi: jo hum tum sang hai toh phir kya gham
[8:50:54 PM] manasvi: manasvi ko hema se pyaar ho gaya
[8:51:14 PM] manasvi: pehli nazar mein pehle pyaar ho gaya
[8:51:25 PM] hema: pehli nazar main nothing happened though
[8:51:29 PM] hema: hmph!!!
[8:51:34 PM] hema: cold looks you gave remmeber?
[8:51:39 PM] manasvi: lots happened no? remember that bus ka look?
[8:51:45 PM] manasvi: that was hidden louu hema
[8:51:46 PM] hema: yeah true
[8:51:51 PM] manasvi: till today u never understood
[8:51:53 PM] hema: dil jiagr dono ghayal hue
[8:52:04 PM] hema: haha
[8:52:10 PM] manasvi: teere nazar dil ke paar ho gayaaaaaaa
[8:52:17 PM] hema: so true manas
[8:52:29 PM] hema: this should be offically our song what say?
[8:52:37 PM] manasvi: yep
[8:52:39 PM] hema: manasvi to hema se pyaar ho gaya
[8:52:50 PM] manasvi: if someone reads this, they will officially declare us gay
[8:52:52 PM] hema: pehli nazar main pehle pyaar ho gaya
[8:52:56 PM] hema: yeah man
[8:53:01 PM] hema: totally
[8:53:17 PM] manasvi: I think this should go to the blog too
[8:53:29 PM] hema: go to the blog?
[8:53:32 PM] manasvi: lets come out in the open
[8:53:37 PM] manasvi: lets declare to the world
[8:53:42 PM] manasvi: our true feelings for each other
[8:53:50 PM] manasvi: which have remained in the closet for years
[8:53:56 PM] manasvi: and are gathering dust
[8:54:16 PM] manasvi: lets seize the moment!
[8:54:18 PM] manasvi: carpe diem!
[8:56:13 PM] manasvi: I love you hema
[8:56:18 PM] hema: omg!
[8:56:20 PM] manasvi: (heart)
[8:56:26 PM] hema: this is what i was afraid of manasvi
[8:56:29 PM] manasvi: (inlove)
[8:56:44 PM] manasvi: I am afraid hema
[8:56:48 PM] manasvi: i have said it
[8:57:02 PM] hema: aur ek lafz mat kaho
[8:57:14 PM] manasvi: the words are out of my mouth and now i cant take them back
[8:57:27 PM] hema: manasvi
[8:57:35 PM] hema: let me apply for jobs woman
[8:58:59 PM] manasvi: okie..
[8:59:09 PM] manasvi: tumhari khushi mein hi meri khushi hai

P.S Utter gibberish no? Don't tell me I didn't warn you! :P